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a simple man of simple pleasures, matthew knight, aka webponce, is current editor of dotcomdotcam.com, and also its founder. born in 1943 and raised in kentucky, matthew quickly became a friend to the local wildlife, and developed a keen habit for crochet. in the late 60s, he developed a cold, and moved to bolivia, befriending a small cult of westlife fans. in 1978, he sadly died in a fateful papercut accident, but was quickly reincarnated as a small baby in nottingham, UK, where he rapidly grew to be the monstrosity we know today. matthew is currently kept warm and dry by the creative agency deepend london, who also occasionally feed and water him. to keep him occupied, he has just completed a four year BA course at wolverhampton university, of which he described as "educational". matthew can often be found under small leaves, and usually without socks, much to the confusion of his 'friends', and when not keeping hold of the reigns of dotcomdotcam.com, will be lurking at http://webponce.com always eager to hear from people with like minds (ie, little) he hangs around online most of the day and night and will often be heard baying at midnight. |